Garbage: A New Strategy

When this ridiculous law finally passes and the trash police begin roaming the streets and digging through our trashcans in search of potential "law"-breakers and fines for the city coffers, I will be defeating the Compost Mafia by following this simple strategy:

All my trash will go into city trash cans.

Will the city fine itself when it discovers that its very own trash cans have combined compostable foodstuffs, recyclable paper/plastic, and run of the mill garbage? I doubt it.

So follow my lead and toss your weekly trash into a nearby city-owned and operated trash can. Think of it as a modern day tea party, but with used tea bags.